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Today is odd. I don't know what to think. I actually got up on time ( which happens LITERALLY about once every four years). So I decided to utilize my breathy, tired (to them "horny") voice and signed in at about 7:30am. I guess it's no myth that guys wake up with boners, I got more work at this hour than most other times. I just hope they didn't stain their suits :/

There was nothing extraordinary about this morning (BLOWJOBS), one or two guys lasting less than the time it took me to blink. Another guy talking for a long time about BLOWJOBS, (I really need a new euphemism, I'm already sick of that word) quelle surprise ?

The difference in working in the morning is that it's a lot easier. I'm usually doing nothing but sleeping anyway so I'm not scrambling for essasy notes I should be working on while talking about removing my "expensive" underwear. The one difference being that for once, I actually WAS lying in bed in my underwear (albeit halfway asleep) and not not doing the dishes in my pyjamas.

I was meant to work tonight but became manically depressed for some reason. I was happy about potentially adopting a kittypurry at the weekend but then felt sick about not looking after it properly. Then I decided that I WAS going to live in a pink caravan within the next few months (to the point where I have emailed the owner and phoned everyone looking for land to keep it on). L and her boyfriend DH even offered my nytol to calm me down, but I was too excited about my up and coming kittykaravan life to sleep. Fifteen minutes later I was howling and I wanted to curl up into a ball and die. Conveniently it was this point I remembered the 4000 word essay due for tomorrow which I have yet to begin. :(

Im trying to work on my essay at the minute, and signed in to aid in the odd late night wank. HF died my hair electric blue today, telling me he was giving me a few streaks, sneaky bastard. I aplogise for the extreme irrelevance of this, hopefully tomorrow will be more interesting.


EDIT: I literally JUST got off a call who booked and cancelled 3 times. It's 2:30am and I should really be in bed but im only a few minutes off qualifying for getting paid, how exciting! back to my essay ...