Showing posts with label english. Show all posts
Showing posts with label english. Show all posts

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

Well fuck my ass and call me Betty!


Today was my first day! I left school early and went a bit retail therapy crazy to calm myself. Met F in the street and told her about my interview asking if I liked being entered through the back door. The surrounding public were not amused.

I got my first call about 40 minutes after I signed in, accidentally rejected 3 before that because I couldnt work out how to work the system (I still can't find my scripts; improv all the way). Poor, sexually unsatisfied man.

Anyway M, the first guy, was nice. I told him he was breaking my phone cherry and he said he'd be nice. M was a 50 something English man. He "Likes a girl who does what they're told" and it seemed imperative that I be polite. Polite as in "PLEASE would you kindly fuck me in the ass now?" I was at a loss for words so M did most of the talking while i mumbled "urmm" and he took it as moans and groans. He asked me what I was wearing and I told him, but left out the uggs, big dressing gown, leggings and towel on my head. Then he asked me where i was and what I was doing, then dirty talked to me for twenty minutes. The sound of fapping was for the most part inaudible, but I could tell when he was done. He seemed happy & left me good feedback. He said he'd talk to me again.

The next guy (S? I can't remember :/) was someone who had been emailing me. He wants me to meet him to watch him have a wank. Just 5 minutes and I could bring a friend. I didnt have to do anything. He sounds like he's from round here. I said no. Then I told him I'd think about just to get him off the phone. I told him I'd think about it five times.

My first shift is over, now I can get back to hot chocolate and hollyoaks :)